Monday, October 28, 2013

You know how some people love to post every bit of mushy lovey dovey nonsense on Facebook and if you happen to be on their friend list they would sometimes appear on your newsfeed?

I mean, if people do it once in a while, it's completely sweet and acceptable. But if it's gonna happen ever so often, SAVE IT. Like I don't want to know and I don't care. Like get outta my newsfeed and save us all from puking over your mush.


*deadpan face*


Same goes for baby/kid uploads. Don't make me hate your kids.

-_-



Xxxxxx



My Love-Chan-Robsie-Dearie-Honey-Sweetpie comes home today!

**sniggers**



RIGHT?!
Oh, please do not be mistaken. I love how they are. Just that I don't mush spam my friends on Facebook.

Well even so, these are too much for me.

Over the weekends, I spotted loads of FB newsfeed of people clad in Halloween Costumes at parties and what-have-yous.

And I'm like, *rolls eyes*.

I iz no fan of ugly, scary costumes and confusing looking ensembles passing off as costumes.

People here are far too bored out of wits I tell you.

I never had to attend a Halloween event and I'm totally keeping it that way.


Xxxxxxxx


Am catching up on Season 5 of Breaking Bad. So last year, before my employment at my current workplace, I had plenty time to watch MANY dramas. Chanced upon Breaking Bad and flew through the seasons in no time.
By the time I finished with season 4 (by far the best yet), I'd to start work and hadnt much time left.

Anyway... All these time, I heard nada about Breaking Bad from anyone.
But all of a sudden, when the recent part 2 of Season 5 concluded, EVERYONE was raving about it.


I'm like HUH? Where did all these people come from?
My FB newsfeed for one. All these caps and exclamation mark tributes to the show and all these while I haven't a clue they were watching it!

Come on, WHO ELSE HAS BEEN WATCHING all the dramas and reality shows I'm watching? I never had anyone to discuss all these with coz Robs doesn't like to watch them :(

It's like you're stranded on an island somewhere, surviving alone, like Robinson Crusoe, except no Wednesday, then like suddenly, when you've been rescued, you find out that there's a village existing just a stone's throw away from you all this while.

=_=




Monday, October 21, 2013

I can't help but want to scream

'NO MONEY, NO MONEY'
REPEAT.

like seriously.
I'm being paid peanuts to do what I do.

And I fork out 40% of my take home pay (not including CPF) to pay back my mom for my uni tuition fee and home allowance, plus the maid hire for my dad which I am so freaking obliged to do so. I don't even want to do it. Like honestly I do not want to. Like I hate that I have to do it. Seriously.
If there's a way to remove his half of the DNA in me, I would do it.

Can I just say that shouting WTF is very apt here.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Singaporeans

I'm a Singaporean.

When people ask me what is Singapore like,

Am most tempted to say

'A nation of elitist spoilt brats with hygiene issues.'

I'm sometimes guilty of such.

People here need to learn how to clean up after themselves.

Like seriously.
We don't own public facilities. Least we can do is keep them clean after use.

But no, we're used to leaving the dirty dishes tables after a meal, we don't practise clearing or returning our trays, we have bad toilet etiquette it seems. When I go to the loo sometimes, I'm most disgusted...

Then when we go to someone else's home, some of us seem to not understand that it's polite to ask of the host needs help with anything. Like, CLEANING UP.

Come on, hosts like me won't reject offers to help with cleaning.
I'll be like,
Heck yea, please! 


Ughh. What's the point of being educated when people lack in social graces and etiquette.
It's shocking to say the least.

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

Before I move on to rant about the woman at the bus stop;
I'd much like to emphasise that looks do matter.

You see, this woman is not too blessed. She has this irksome-resting-face.
Primarily means that when you look upon her face, it makes you feel irritated.

Hey, but don't take my word as it is, do give her the benefit of the doubt. It's not her fault her face is such!

And we know how some people love to live up to their names/ reputation.
Well, she lives up to her face.

So this woman, let's call her W, has tanned skin, approximately 1.63m, a head of  medium length rebonded black tress, really slim, skinny in fact. Think skeleton, carefully wrapped with dark skin. Flawless skin ok? She takes good care of it obviously.

W dresses in clothes I'd never dream of donning on myself; unless I feel like I'm in the mood of confusing people with my outfit.
She has a look of a rat and behaves a little like one too.

Some mornings when I leave my house at 7.30am, I'd reach the lift lobby and proceed to the nearest bus stop on the opposite side of the road.
W would appear out of nowhere hurriedly. She literally runs, or half runs, from behind me, tries to cut in front of me when we've to go through this narrow path to the pedestrian crossing.

Sometimes, when I miss her near my building, I'd see her at the bus stop. She could be either running to the bus stop, or squeezing her way forcefully amongst the crowd when the bus approaches.
You have to applaud and marvel at her competence in always being able to strategically position herself right at the bus entrance.
I mean, such a rare skill! Probably have to gauge the relative velocity of the oncoming bus, calculate the amount of time it takes to fend off all other bus stop minions,  and all while predicting if another bus will turn in from another road that will cause the bus to atop behind initial target mark.

Now that I think about it. I won't go wrong if I follow right behind her!I was so confused and distracted by her clothes it never occurred to me. Most of all, l'm simply amazed by her  rare talent.



That being said. I missed her this morning. Perhaps the reason why I couldn't get on the first bus that came by, I ended up having to sit beside a cheena man who wouldnt stop turning to stare at me or look at my phone screen.

It is most annoying.

看什么?! 很annoying !

>=[

Ok. I'm out.
Enough ranting. The train smells awful. And we all know why.

Friday, October 04, 2013

You know when you go like 'what on earth have I just laid eyes on?' 

And then you burst into uncontrollable bouts of laughter, tears streaming down your cheeks. I'm talking eyeliner and mascara smudges type.

And you smack your thighs, you laugh non stop and clap your hands like a seal.


This pic does it for me. HAHAHAHAHAA!