Attn: Ungracious Singaporeans

To all the stupid people who...

- never realised-- to activate the traffic light so as to make the green man turn GREEN is to PRESS THE LARGE METAL BUTTON!!!

- never learnt how to read signs on the bus that says "Please move to the rear so other commuters may board".

- hog the bus seats with their belongings.

- never received etiquette classes or have the decency to know that "Reserved seats" are for the needy-- elderly, handicapped, pregnant (to say the least). Or, their eyelids have the auto-mechanism to shut when the aforementioned ppl enter the cabin.

- rush into the train before passengers can alight, therefore honouring the name of a "kiasu Singaporean"

- never knew that the right side of the escalator is NOT meant for their MOTIONLESS fat asses.

- block the traffic on the escalator with their fat asses not enough, must clog up the exit area when they get off the escalator by walking as fast as the growth of my hair.

- use excessive paper towels provided in the toilets like there's no tomorrow. Completely ignorant to global warming, then complain about the weather being too hot, the floods, the rising cost of electricity, the rising cost of fuel and la-friggin-di-da.

- think that the lift is NOT an enclosed area with a NO-SMOKING sign, and it will NOT contain your smoke when u take a drag INSIDE.

- become drivers but not know the rules of the zebra crossings and traffic lights, even when they see pedestrians walking in the rain with no umbrellas as oppose to them in the comfort of their automobiles


- walk behind/in front of me, step/kick on my toes/shoes/sandals, then feign ignorance and walk on without a word of apology (ESPECIALLY MEN IN BROWN CHUNKY BOOTS/SHOES whatever those are! DAMN YOU!!!)

- are snooty/rude to service staff in restaurants, boutiques, etc. as if they are far more superior than them, like noblemen and royalty

- (for Robsie) Pram/stroller Nazis who use their prams/strollers like army tanks to disperse the crowd to their advantage with no concern for the safety of others.


...


There are voices in my head...

Two Weeks

Two weeks.

Ever wondered how long two weeks are for a student?

You have 14 days in two weeks (336hrs).
That's not including things that wil deter u from doing whatever it is that U have to do:

- 8 hours of sleep/day (112hrs)
- 2 hours of mealtime/day (28 hrs)
- 2 hours of traveling time/day (28 hrs)
- 1.5 hour groom time- shower and whatever (21 hrs)
- 0.5 hour daily excretion time (7 hours)
- 3 hours lecture/day on average (42 hrs)
- 2 hour or more for miscellaneous stuff like blogging and scratching mozzie bites (28 hrs)

That leaves u 78 hours to do your wretched assignments, projects and research.

Sounds like plenty of time eh? Bouts 5.5 hours a day. Let's not forget, say, u have 3 assignments due within the same period. 5.5/3= bouts, 1hr 48 min/ assignment.


Gee. That's provided u're gonna be seated in front of ur com slogging ur guts out on the assignments non-stop!

Sian.

I dont like.

Intensive work progress from tmr onwards. Good thing I'm catching Inception tmr evening with Robsie! :D


*yawns*



This is gonna be a long helluva semester! I iz not liking it!

Check out githio.com.

The post on the Missing cat was extremely hilarious!!!

Me likes.




xxx


There's another on-going project I resolve to accomplish by the end of this year as well.

Dedicated to Robsie Dearie.



Not ze muscles but ze flabs :D