I hate chihuahuas

Chihuahuas are not dogs. They should be categorised as RODENTS that BARK. Nono. YELP.

Iz no like teeny dogs running around like rats and lookin like one. Heh



CUte???




Maybe this is cute but still lookin an awful lot like a rodent.

Check out how evil they look/sound!




This one creeps me out. Totally.




Mayb a cute one. BUT still lookin like an offspring of a hugeass rodent.

IF

If i get High Distinction for GM & HRM and Distinction for SM I will treat Kelv and Sugi to dinner at Brotzeit.

You do realise chances are pretty low right?

The receptionist that makes no sense

I called Chapter 2 (JP branch) to ask if there's any available hairstylist between now to 530pm so I could get a haircut.

The receptionist made no sense.

At least to me, she didn't.

Let's name her 2 (coz chapter 2).


Me: Hi, is it possible for me to go for a haircut anytime between now to 530pm today?

2: I'm sorry, we're fully booked today. But if U want, I can help u make an appointment tmr at 5pm. Which hairstylist?

Me: Hmmm. I've no particular hairstylist in mind.

2: It's ok, all our hairstylists are professionals so it doesn't matter.

Me: Ok, but it's not necessary to be 5pm, I can go earlier. Anytime between 1 to 5pm is fine.

2: I'm sorry, the time slot u've given me is too long. I can't put you in. Maybe U can confirm again and call back then I'll help u make an appointment.

Me: *confuzzled* What do you mean??? I don't have a hairstylist in mind, so anytime u give me between 1 to 5pm is fine by me.

2: I'm sorry, the time period from 1 to 5pm is too long. U need to confirm your time the I can help u book.

By this time, I'm rather cheesed by her inability to be flexible. The customer is giving the salon the benefit of picking a convenient time for the staff members, yet the receptionist is so rigid coz she wants a particular time. =.=

Me: (Rather adamantly) Erm... Yes, like I said, any hairstylist u assign me is ok. I'm free between 1 to 5pm, u can just give me any slots available.

2 still went on about me having to give her a time. =.=

Me: OK... then 2pm lor.



!!!


She's weird.

Bathroom blunders

U know u're bushed when:

1. U try to put facial cleanser on your toothbrush.

2. U try to use the shampoo as body foam.

3. U forget to wash your face

4. U scrubbed ur feet then somehow slipped on the foam and land on your bum then upon getting up, thought abt how bloody it could turn out if u knocked ur head against something then fall unconscious, bleeding to death till one of your family members finally finds u in there.

5. U forgot to replenish the toilet rolls. Then after shitting, u realise u dont have any.

6. U forgot your towel and have to drip dry after showering and dash into your room naked and wet, risking to slip and fall again, knocking your head against something then fall unconscious then the whole bleeding to death thing. From my experience, if i shower in the morning like now, at 10am, and this horror befalls on me, I'd be bleeding till like 8pm.

7. When your crimson river flows, sometimes, blood clots/blobs splotch on the ground and u leave without noticing. The blood clot remains on the ground glaring at anyone who comes into the bathroom.

8. U leave ur used sanitary pad in the bathroom after showering.

9. U use a wrong toothbrush.

10. U clog up the drain coz the filter thing is full of your hair.

Songs that remind me of you

They say that certain songs remind people of someone they know.

I was just listening to a couple of songs and some of them reminded me of you. :)

1. Yijia

When Can I see You again- The Three Degrees (Literally, lol)




& I can't forget the one song I know you hate with a passion so much that u'd squirm at the mention of it.

Lucky- Britney Speares




2. Geraldine

inochi no namae- Joe Hishaishi. (The Name of Life- Soundtrack from Spirited Away)
The late nights we had while I supported you putting the medley together :)
I've the video of our performance somewhere but I'm too embarrassed to put it up coz we (violins and cello) sound so bad!!! lol. I remember Vala and Jia, my mom and Cans coming to the concert at Victoria Theatre to support us!




2. Benjamin

I forgot why u broke into this song but every time I hear this song I'd think of you singing it.

My Humps- Black Eyed Peas




4. Amanda

Everyone knows this. LOL.

*cues high-pitch irritating chanting*




5. Canida

I remember it was at our old house, there was one day I heard you singing in this shrill/shaky voice (think Witch). It was a melancholic tune. And U kept repeating it. After my shower, I spied on you from the 2nd floor and saw u lounging in the living room on the sofa repeating the song over and over in that creepy voice. LOL

Forgots the song title. But I'll nvr forget the tune.

OH. And I rmb we used to sing Five Stars Arising (Rmb Miss Chee?)





6. ZiLin

River Flows in you- Yiruma

Coz U played it on the piano and tried to teach Jiameng this song. Heh.






Finally...

7. Robsie

Flying Without Wings- Westlife

adr3nalinerush at their best.
LOL.





and the very first song you sent me,

Worlds Apart- Jars of Clay

I got a "Fewling"

What's this feeling I get?

The illusion that my head is swaying involuntarily as I continue to copy and re-copy and repeat making copies of "standard" formulated answers that Gi, Kelv and I have done.


What's this other feeling?

At the pit of my stomach, hoardes of fluttering butterflies pushing on my bowels to trick them into thinking I need to shit.

I haz a shitting senzation but iz cannot shit.
I want to shit but cannot shit.


WHAT IS THIS?!

Three more hours before I see my exam paper and regurgitate and make another variation of these copies of "standard answers".


WTH?

WHAT IF the exam is a total surprise?!


I HATE SURPRISES!

butterflies in me stomach

OMG.OMG.OMG.

Dear Lord, please guide me and give me strength thru this last stretch of my tormenting examinable (literally) journey. No less, I'm grateful for You having led me thru a rather smooth sail thus far.





xxx

9 more hours to warming up seat no. 17 of the SIM HQ Grand hall.
Then 3 hours of regurgitating all that's seemingly lame and annoying to be applied to real life anyway onto sheets of paper to be sent to Australia for grading by faceless examiners.
Then it's freedom! At least till results are out. And till next sem starts in the beginning (Lord's willing) of 2011.



xxx


Let's not forget CHRISTMAS! :D

As a Christian, we don't celebrate Christmas. Quite on the contrary really. Becoz Christmas, like Valentine's day, is a commercialized event. Christ wasn't born on Christmas! Says who? The Bible? NO, the Bible did not say so.

Anyway, yet another festive season to enjoy! And I iz lovin its.

Ok.

Iz 9 more grueling hours.

Robsie

Dear Robsie,

Iz can't vaits to zee u soon when this nightmare is over :)

Love,
ME
xoxo

In the morning

When you wake up in the morning do you pause to thank God for another day?

Do you marvel at the orangey hue and pretty clouds and be delighted to have another day ahead of you?


I don't.

I scowl at having to get my ass outta bed at all, I dread facing the long day and I certainly want to shoot the cawing crows and noisy school kids at Westgrove Primary just opposite my building! Of course, no day passes me by without complaining about the horrible weather we have in Singapore.


I hate exams.


And life grows meaningless when u're in a city like Singapore. Retirement age at 68, then you realise that your CPF does not sustain or is enough even so. No natural, awesome scenery anywhere. Conceited and elitist spolit brats everywhere.

I'd rather live in a farm!!! Plus my hairdryer, and cable TV with a library nearby with facilities. At least I'd wake up in the morning not feeling like I've another meaningless day to go through with.