Thursday, October 25, 2012

A look into a Woman's Bag

I can't carry small bags unless I'm attending some special dinner that lasts only a couple of hours.

Let's see what I have in my bag shall we?

1. Wallet- Gotta have it.
2. Pouch/ Purse- Ez-link + miscellaneous like hair band, hair clips & thumbdrive- I can't bring out my bulky wallet and whack the EZlink card reader each time I enter the train station or bus can I?
3. Spectacles- I'm myopic. But it's none too serious. I only wear it during movies and meetings or seminars now. One must look studious and be taken seriously when in the boardroom.
4. Water bottle- Hydrate!
5. Brolly- Fair weathers. NOT.
6. MP3 Player- Have you heard how noisy our trains are? I'd very much prefer listening to Michael Buble crooning Christmas favourites!
7. Tissue papers- Dry. Wet. Used (What? Never heard of recycling?)
8. Keys to your home- DUH.
9. A book- To read when you're travelling
10. Cardigan/ shawl- If you're not wearing one already.
11. Loose powder- To matte your oily face?
12. Oil Blotter- To blot out the excess facial oil
13. Compact brush that doubles as mirror- brush your hair to look presentable before meeting business associates
14. Hand sanitizer- kills germs.
15. Mobile phone

SO... what don't I need?

None. I need them all!

HELP MEeee lessen my load...


Tuesday, October 16, 2012

I'm slowly approaching one of my worst nightmare. It is unfolding as the clock ticks by...

HR and my mkg director asked me to take part in...

GANGNAM STYLE MV remake for my company's DnD.


STAB ME NOW.

NOW!!!

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

On Fitness.

Here's what's funny.

The awkward moment when you bump into your gym instructor at the fast-food outlet right after your gym session.

Heh.

Well, happened to me. >.<

So yea, after chronically lamenting on the too-tight-pants that I own, I've decided to save money on clothes and spending money for gym and fitness.

I picked Amore ladies' gym.

Why?

Simple coz,

1. No sweaty men making weird grunting noises
2. No muscular men with bulging muscles intimidating me
3. No weird feeling like some guy is staring at my ass when I'm on the treadmill or stepmaster
4. No stinky gym equipment with perspiration marks
5. No WEIRD grunting noises
6. No inevitable cringing when watching other men watch other men (if u know what I mean)

So yea.

Amore.

participated in the low intensity aerobics class.

Couldnt keep up.

Pinoy instructor is positively gay. And I'd been staring at his ass the whole time thinking how cute his ass is.

Somebody stab me in the eye. PLEASE.

Ugh. I can't understand his accent sometimes.
Not that it matters really. It won't make me any more coordinated.

Yoga Class...

Ever seen a newborn fawn when its just emerged from its mother's womb?
The way it tries to stand and walk for the first time?

Yea, that's how I must've looked.
I know, coz the yoga studio is freaking plastered with mirrors everywhere.

At the gym....

Surprisingly, I liked the gym. It was clean and conducive for exercising.
But of course, my muscles have been launching into a cacophony of screams each time I take a step.


Heck, I've got to go again tomorrow. Might as well make my money worth while. =.=


Woman or Man

If given a choice, would you rather be a woman, or a man?

Would you be happier being a woman or a man?

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Countdown To Christmas

:D

Came September, I had already done some Christmas shopping.

Usually, by October, I'd be listening to Christmas tunes :)

Of course, what is Christmas without Christmas songs?!

I remember Robs promised to get me Michael Buble's Christmas Album LAST YEAR.

Wonder where it is...


No, he didn't.

I'm gonna get it anyway!






I can hear the big band and his glorious voice beckoning me, rocking to Christmas.

Isn't he just brilliant?