Naked came I out of my mother's womb, naked came I out of the bathroom.
I was going to have my shower and I saw a REPULSIVE LOOKING CREEPY CRAWLIE CRAWLING ON THE FRIGGIN TOWEL!!!
I rushed outta the bathroom screaming and I didnt stop screaming till my mom reluctantly came over with her right ear still glued to the handset of the house telephone (prob A. Shirley on the line again- yakking non-stop).
Dressed in my bday suit, I was cornered into the furthest end of the kitchen becoz the DISGUSTING CREATURE SPREAD ITS ICKY TWO FLAPS AND FLEW outta the bathroom n into the kitchen where I was!
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All this while my mom (still yakking on the phone, mind you) reached for MY pair of shorts hangin on the bathroom hook to swat it repeatedly until it stopped moving. Eeewch~~
I'm never gonna wear that pair of shorts again. Am gonna give it to Cans. Heh. I cant fit into it anymore anyway.
Im having goosebumps now. U shud've seen the look on the cockroach. It's disgusting. Even when it was pleading to be spared.
Yuck.
*shudders.
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I've been having weird sleeping problems. Two days ago, I slept like a pig (thanks to black liquid prescribed by 吴医师。 Yesterday, after hours of staring into nothingness, I fell asleep at bouts 0430. Imagine my horror when I conveniently pounced on my snooze button and woke up at 0830. Lecture was at 0930.
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I dunno what I did, but I reached sch at 0930. :D
Me so proud of meself.
Then... I realised that I looked like a wreck.
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I went to have a trim. My hairdresser says, "Miss ah, your hair... from behind has enough volume rdy... but u don't have much hair. this is the best I can do."
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I went back to 吴医师, she scolded me for not finishing my medicine on time... and she gave me more.
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I totally felt like puking after taking the medicine during dinner with the girls.
I'm still feeling queasy now actually. U shud totally try it. I wont be surprised if it's Cockroach juice. Eeewch~~

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