Am i being ridiculous?

I was whining to Robs, I asked a question which led to a slight squabble-

Me: Why do you have to leave part of the blinds open? Why?

Robs: why do u have to use that critical tone on me. You always use that tone.

Me: what tone? It's a valid question. Why do u always leave this part of the blind open? the other night, I woke up from the full moon shining on my face!

Robs: wow. The moon shining on ur face.

Me thinking to myself- I know it sounds ridiculous but that's what happened!

Robs: you know, ever since you came into my life, it's been darkness.

Me hits him on his arm.

Me: what? I turn the lamp on! You always fall asleep with the lights on!

Robs: that's the way I like it!

Me: why don't you find yourself another wife?

Robs: I can have two? Like Abraham?

Ughhhhhhh