I think God might punish me by making my giving birth process super painful,
Have a bad pregnancy, of course, then when my baby comes out. it will look ugly by normal people's standards (of course I will think is cute coz got half my DNA), and it will be noisy + naughty + fussy and everything that non parents like me would hate

I CANNOT STOP MYSELF from staring at people's 'ugly' babies, silently hoping my own won't look like that. And I cannot stop myself from rolling my eyes and muttering shut that thing up when someone's kid is making a fuss and making lots of noise.


I'm a horrid person.

But seriously.. what am I to do? I just cannot help it.