Get in your pants

You know how people would always warn the girls about guys who only want to 'get in your pants'?

Well guess what. It's no easy feat getting into girl pants!

Oh yes, I am absolutely, positively certain about that!

Heck, I can't even get into MY own pants!

Unless of course, that guy is a scrawny piece of a skinny arse.

Wait a minute.. actually my pants aren't even that small..
And already I can't fit into them.



Exercise... Yes. I needs do it.