6 hours and counting.

This is what u get for procrastination, poor time management, giving in to temptation of tv shows, trying to do work while being obviously stoned and pissing off your bf at 1am.

Did I mention SIM rejected my appeal for not attending 2 lectures coz i was on medical leave?

HELLO? it's certified. Here's what I worked out about our "Students' helpdesk".

It should be renamed as "Students' helpless-good-for-nothings", staff members job description includes going around clicking "reject" when sick ppl apply for medical leave?! Then discard students' assignments, forward complaint mails and feedback to all different departments with no intention of rectifying situations
WTH.
IZ NO LIKES.



Fine. So I was short of disclosing that I didnt scan relevant document like my MC from the doctor, nor the part about students' assignments being stored there for like weeks without collection (did they even bother recycling even so???).



Last I checked, the Marketing Executive opening at American Express is taken!!! :(


Ricky Martin is gay.


So is listening to Justin Bieber.


So is doing SO assignment through the night.


So is anyone who owns an iPhone.


I'm cranky.





You no like?


Bite me.


I was talking to Edward Cullen.


Nah. Actually, I prefer drool-worthy Stefan and Damon Salvotore from The Vampire Diaries. :D






:D


Damon's hot





So is

Stefan





So...
Stefan




vs Edward


*thumbs down* He'd been better looking in Harry Potter!





until his hair looked like a bird has nested and sought comfort in


(That's how he looked at the US premiere of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)
0.o


He's got his good moments though
...


...



Whoops. None. Just realised his hair ruined everything!!! found this



But reckon that was when he was younger.

*buzz*

Wait...

what did u say?


Close up on Stefan?





Those pectoral muscles are the real deal. *winks*

Next up, the girls.



Picture Elena Gilbert(reminds me of Lana from Smallville-Kristin Kreuk)


Close up...



vs Bella Swan (expression that's suppose to represent all emotions)




who, btw, is a character I've grown to feel a growing sensation of....
DISLIKEZ.



Not to mention how the Twilight Saga on screen sucked big time compared to The Vampire Diaries (Season 1 at least).



Twilight -5. *buzz*!
Vampire Diaries 8. *ding ding ding ding*!





Now I needs to goes gets me some food.






Special Order: Iz no vants ze cheez!