Bathroom blunders

U know u're bushed when:

1. U try to put facial cleanser on your toothbrush.

2. U try to use the shampoo as body foam.

3. U forget to wash your face

4. U scrubbed ur feet then somehow slipped on the foam and land on your bum then upon getting up, thought abt how bloody it could turn out if u knocked ur head against something then fall unconscious, bleeding to death till one of your family members finally finds u in there.

5. U forgot to replenish the toilet rolls. Then after shitting, u realise u dont have any.

6. U forgot your towel and have to drip dry after showering and dash into your room naked and wet, risking to slip and fall again, knocking your head against something then fall unconscious then the whole bleeding to death thing. From my experience, if i shower in the morning like now, at 10am, and this horror befalls on me, I'd be bleeding till like 8pm.

7. When your crimson river flows, sometimes, blood clots/blobs splotch on the ground and u leave without noticing. The blood clot remains on the ground glaring at anyone who comes into the bathroom.

8. U leave ur used sanitary pad in the bathroom after showering.

9. U use a wrong toothbrush.

10. U clog up the drain coz the filter thing is full of your hair.