Business Idea

Some shameless arse tried to pimp me.

"Are u interested in working in discreet services? $250/hr, up to 16K per month."

-_-

What next? Job description and code of conduct?

Seriously? That's gross. Online pimping?
I was tempted to reply,
"Naff off u PIMP."

But such people are best left alone. He used a picture of an innocent lil puppy as his display pic! Yuck.

I guess I prolly should change my display pic. I rmb Cans telling me that the reason why I'm even receiving msgs from guys is because my fb profile pic is the one I took with Ping. -_-

But even that's quite an insult to even Ping because only disgusting guys msg me.


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*punches calculator*

Gee. "Discreet services" fetches good money eh?

16000/250= 64 hours

64h/30(days)= 2.13 hours/day

Say U "work" 4 hours a day,
that's...
64/4= 16 days of work a month, 16x12=192 days of work a year
30-16= 14days of leave a month, 14x11 + 12x1= 166 days of leave a year (167 days on a leap year),

which is 166/21= 7.9 times more than a normal worker's annual paid leave!

Not to mention U prolly can choose when U want to work, where u want to work, who u want to work with, how you'd like to work and u'd definitely be able take off when U're having the bloody crimson river...
And 16k a month is almost equivalent to that of a Managerial position at a MNC which prolly requires u to engage in like 4 times more working hours!


Heh. Im totally bummed from research. As u can see...

If u're entertaining the idea of that, pls don't! Was only doing some calculations. >.<

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No, that wasnt my business idea. I want to start up a business. My target market would be students such as myself. Struggling with research, project work and assigments (and wretched referencing!!!). For a fee, consumers need not worry about all that anymore! It's gonna be a one-stop service and guaranteed grade of either Distinction or HD.


Oh. Exams u say? Never u worry. Give us your student card, we'll make a fraud copy of it using your name and have someone else sit for the exams in your place.


Buying a degree??? Nah, that's so yesterday. They'll be fake anyway. This is safer.


:D



*sigh*


I'm not sleeping tonight. Too much to do. so whatever. A few minutes of fantasy doesnt kill right? (Strictly referring to MY business idea) not that it's ethical anyway... but I'd totally pay for such a service right now!!!
There's market demand ok?! And Demand density will only go up. I bet.