OMG. THIS. IS. NOT. HAPPENING!!!

Felt like crap all of yesterday and today.

Ugh. All hail Crimson River. You NEVER fail to make me feel like dying.
NEVER.

Argh.

I was clearing out my Yahoo Mail's inbox and found a folder of emails titled 'Dominic'. We must've exchanged probably over 200 emails. -.-
I scanned thru some of them just now... I've tried deleting them once. Obviously, I've failed to do so. And I still can't hit the 'delete' button. What the hell's wrong with me?!
SOMEONE PLEASE DELETE THEM FOR ME. I WILL PAY YOU. I PROMISE.

I am contemplating adopting kids if I ever get married so I wont be needing my uterus anyway.
Someone please remove my uterus for me. You'll have my gratitude till the day I breathe my last. Amen.