heh. The trend of divulging the FML moments

Vics and Meds did this. Though their FML moments were really quite fml-y. Mine's probably on par.

#I'd been walking around the whole day in this pair of shorts which felt odd on that particular day, I thought I'd probably put on some flab (heh. what's new) but later on realized I'd worn the back at my front-- with the zippers at the back...

#I went to the ladies to take a leak and realised there was no need for me to unzip. Apparently, I'd been walking around Jurong point with my front zipper down and my fanciful panties in full glory. Talk about extreme ways of attracting attention...

#My uncle told my mom this in hakka "Your daughter used to be ugly when she was younger, good thing she's pretty now."
I can't decide if I should be happy or upset.

#Mom: Why is your top so low?
Me: No, it's not. U can't see anything!
Mom: That's coz u have no boobs!

#On the same day when Dom and I had ended our relationship, my mom 'comforted' me by saying, "It's alright, you don't have God's blessing in this relationship anyway."

#Once in the MRT, my ass landed on a stranger's lap when it made a sudden jerk. The train started to move again, and the inertia had made it impossible for me to get up. I apologised to him whilst sitting on his lap. Almost everyone else in the cabin sniggered.

#I rammed head-on into a huge block of wall during rush hour. It was so painful I stood there and cried.

#During the most recent GM, Robs realised that Ruiqi's friend who was sitting beside me all along was his ex-classmate.

#When Gdine told everyone else I ever said that my house was still "unno rendervation".

#And when she tried to portray how terrible my chinese was by telling everyone I said "一个戏有几个时间？"
Ok... I meant "How many episodes are there in this drama series?"

#When Mrs Chia announced to the whole class I got A2 for O lvl chinese upon my first attempt, everyone applauded. It really isn't that bad... :(

#When I use 成语s，my very own sister goes all wide-eyed and in awe "你也会用成语！？"

#When it occurs to me that I've hopped on the wrong train. Again.

#I was talkin to Gdine and Yijia, and I felt Alvin feeling my left arm.
He did this-
1. Shook my arm.
2. counted "1, 2, 3, 4..." until my arm stopped shaking.

#My body had decided to give me the biggest, reddest, most glaring zit on my nose for my 21st bday.

#Yijia and Gdine unanimously pointed out that my pony tail was much thicker 5 years ago.

#When my mom asked me to check out Tung Lok Group's restaurants online, I asked "so when are we going?"
She broke into a fit of malicious laughter after she replied in bewilderment "Did I say I was going to bring you there?"

# When my Mom told me she'd bring me to The Line at Shangri-La, but she went there 2 weeks later without telling me.

Heh. I've got many more FML moments but these shud suffice for now.