I've just experienced another wave of Canida Lee Kaining's meanness.

Mom vacuumed just now.

*Canida struts into my room with mop (witch with the wrong transport)

Cans: Disgusting. U keep dropping hair.

Me: It's not me. Look, they're short! I bet it's yours.

Cans: How dya know? It may be your fringe?

Me: Nooo. I don't drop hair from my fringe! never!

Cans (thinkin of mean things to say) : Maybe that's why you're so dense.

*cackling away whilst exiting my room.


I'm so gonna pick those few short strands and perform voodoo. Or DNA fingerprinting.

Me? Dense? pfft.

Ok. Maybe sometimes.