Suppose you have a lecturer who's totally oblivious to the fact how his students hate him primarily because of his stupidity in giving assignments...


You know who I'm referring to...

Vengeance isn't mine. But I have let these thoughts lingered in my head.

1) Collect a bag of snails and roaches and put it in his lab coat.
2) Add in laxatives in his coffee when your accomplices are pretending to ask him loads of questions.
3) Get your lecture mates to support you- complain to the director.
4) Lock him in the in the toilet when he is shitting.
5) Accidentally pour ethidium bromide on him.
6) Concentrated acid as an alternative.
7) Accidentally stain his clothes with silver nitrate.



Why am I thinkin about all these when I'm laden with sooooo much work???
Honestly, I don't care. I'm not allowed to sleep tonight anyways. WHY?!
Because of a certain someone. This world is so unfair. If only I can do as I like!