I logged onto the MSN messenger. Don't we all?

I discovered something that I've failed to realise for a very looong time.

My favourite Nut-of-all-time,-Nut-of-the-century,
GERALDINE NG YUN JIA,

She and I, NEVER FAIL to chat with each other everytime we're online.

Cool huh? Wonder if she noticed.

The guys were mocking her today. That was so wrong! They mentioned that she's so on her way to Auntie-hood. Or rather, she's so into it ALREADY.
Besides the frequent high-decibel screeching, occasional "sotong-ness", irritable nonsense comments...
Gdine is really a very nice girl with a heart of gold. =)
We're just like Thighs. Said she.
Friends are like thighs, they always stick together thru thick and thin- an excerpt from some cute postcard i wrote her.
We had our share of thicks. And thins.
Sometimes i bug her, sometimes she bugs me.
Sometimes we laugh. Sometimes we scream.
Sometimes She's just plainly annoying.
So am I.
She dances like a jellyfish, chatters like nothing u've ever encountered.
Sings like a toad high on drugs (U know im only kidding girl)
There's really more to this 1.72m tall MIDGET...

I'm sorry. I love to call her a midget. Other than YJ. =)
I just cant std the fact that she's actually like 5cm taller than I!

"Have u seen a midget taller than you?" Says Gdine.


Whatever.



Here's to you Gdine-

I hope we'll be the best thigh-looking amigos ever! Even till the day you meet your Prince Charming!







And then there's Valarie Koh Wee Cheng.

Vala is the most interesting girl I've ever known.
It's hard NOT to like her. Really.
She may not be the most glamorous, gorgeous girl you see with stick thin figure. BUT, she's a joy to everyone around her.
Her laughter's unique. She starts the most ridiculous topics ever.
Vala's bubbly, hilarious, sweet, disgusting (she bleches out loudly and freely more than I do), adorable, pretty, compassionate... the list goes on. Those are a few of her trademark characteristics.


Oh well... If i were a guy, I'd snatch these two girls up in a jiffy.
What's with the guys these days? First they allow all gentlemen go extinct, then, they leave nice girls like Gdine and Vala heartbroken.

I just dont understand why.


If I were a lesbian, I'll pick...



















I dunno man. It's a tough choice. But i guess to be fair, I'd have to go with Kareen.