Random Memo

# I dreamt of Oompa Loompa.

# I dreamt of riding a scooter on the road. And I'm always going against he traffic. The scooter slowed down and turned into my bolster. ANd it's still on the road, against the traffic.

# My mom specifically warned me not to take cold stuff a week before crimson river flows. BUt I bugged her to buy me ice cream just now and she gave in. :D

# Me loves me momsie.

# I wanna bathe but i dun wanna bathe. Someone pls drag me to the showers. My ass is stuck to my chair.

Confused by ur secret plan

!!!

U are making me C O N F U S E D.

Enlighten me please!!!

It may be exciting to keep me in suspense-- U know how much suspense "kills" the both of us. Doesn't mean that I'm the only one in it right nw, it's ok to leave me like that. Oh wells, LET ME KNOW SOON!!!

Over Pizza and Coke that u've promised! :D

It's just a text.

Time: 9.57pm

I'm still thinkin if I should send a text msg I've composed...


Am feeling like a "Kranky Kareen" indeed.

As I walked round a bend, someone's bell tinkled from behind. A bicycle whizzed past and I heard a cute laughter. It came from a boy who was grasping the ends of his daddy's yellow tee. Daddy said something else and the boy responded with another round of delightful giggles. They were all smiles and well... just simply happy on that bicycle of Yellow-Tee-Daddy.

How come I've never been on a bicycle with a Yellow-Tee-Daddy telling me sumtin funny so I could giggle like that boy?









Today's Mr Lee's Bday. And I've not gotten round to sending that text.

craving for...

Hmm.. after all that gossip...

I've a sudden craving for pizza and Coca cola. :)


*Sigh*


Sometimes I wonder, if I'd just 'gone with the flow', what would become of me.


Definitely a life more 'exciting' than this I presume. Then again, I'm me. I can't change that with a snap of the fingers. And I guess I'm thankful for that. At least I don't get wrapped around some calamities like... u know.

*sigh*


It's one of those times when u just wanna do something crazy for once. Turn 180 degrees around, without a care in the world. Do the unexpected.

But I think I'm too "uptight" for that.


*sigh*


Can I have my pizza and coke please?

:(

WHat a Joke.

Yes. I have an opinion.

You know what? self-righteous freaks annoy me (not that I don't irk myself either).

Wat the hell? Suddenly, every single thing has to be picked on?

*Rolls my eyes. To infinity.*

I don't give a shit.

Pls do not publicize trivial matters and make a mountain out of it.
It's not even an issue!!!


And I'm pissed becoz I cant stand ppl making a huge fuss outta such a small thing that isnt even worth discussing!

Seriously! Hello? Get over yourself.

*rolls my eyes*

It's not worth mentioning. But i'm writing this anyway.

Redundant as it is, I'll just rant on anyway.

This is freakin silly!

I just told Cans a whole lot of shit and we'd laughed it off. It's simply ridiculous. If I list all of them in detail here (which I'm SO TEMPTED TO), I'd be sure I'd get cornered somewhere sometime soon.

Heh.


Sidenote. JC and I are totally gossiping right now.

Help me...I cant stop myself. But these are some really juicy news that I cant miss. *beams*

My lab partner

Ben totally gets on my nerves sometimes. I swear he's a half-aunty.

First off. His gossip-radar works better than mine. He digs at me for "juicy news". And he speaks like an aunty anyway. He does the broken wrist action to perfection, and he's got the feminine look somehow.

Benj says:
you got cards for gdine and the girls what

Hope for the Flowers says:
erm
DIFFERENT
U are a guy!
they are girls
they appreciate handmade cards that i make more !

Benj says:
fair enough

Hope for the Flowers says:
see!

Benj says:
SAME
I've some female hormones

Hope for the Flowers says:
yada yada
if i make u a card
will u go like "Whoa! thanks! i love it!"
NO RIGHT

Benj says:
yeah

Hope for the Flowers says:
u'll just be "oh. a card. thanks"
im nt saying u do it verbally

Benj says:
then throw it in my drawer

Hope for the Flowers says:
im saying like. u feel truly appreciative
and u will LOVE THE CARD
and cherish it coz it's HANDMADE
one and only
in the whole world
made by UR FREN

Benj says:
haha
actually
I appreciate notes
not telling you to write me any
just saying
I prefer sincerity to materials

Hope for the Flowers says:
ok
i shall write u a note

Benj says:
OMG
I LOVE IT already
haha
anyway

Hope for the Flowers says:
BAH




UGH. I swear he has chromosomes XXY. LOL!

Waiting for my hair to dry. AGAIN

Orientation this sem was a tad too boring for even the OGMs.

My station was Burpppp. Heh. Vee was telling Rod that I'm totally the one who can demonstrate to the freshies how to burp. !@#$%^&
Even if I did, it wud be hard for them to replicate a DEMURE BURP. Coz only I can do it.


Wanted to catch Love Of Siam but they've only got the front rows left. Drats.
Oh wells, maybe I'll borrow the DVD when it's out. :)
I shud think it's only subtly gay (gay as in homo). At least, that's what Manwinder told me...


Marina Barrage is a cool place. I should totally ask mom and auntie Frances to hold one of their "Adult picnics" there whilst the rest of us "kids" play taboo and gorge ourselves silly with the "adult's food" and probably eavesdrop on the adults "updating" details about other ppl's lives. HEH.


I'm so going to get more Haagen Dazs Belgium chocolate ice cream. :)


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Heh. Did this personality quiz RQ did.

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

Are u kidding me? Efficient problem solvers are not scatterbrain-y airheads. But yea, I listen to both sides of an argument and I'll most likely end up saying "Yes, yes.... but I don't wanna take sides." which usually appeals to both parties becoz
a) makes them think that it's a sticky situation and that I've heard them thru and analyzed the situation then decided that both had equally "correct" standpoint, and therefore I can't take sides
b) makes them think I'm unbiased and value them as friends equally. Thus, unable to take sides.
c)

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Duh~ then keep my love fake meh?

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

Tsk. Then? Of course with the right person. Or could it be with some random ah beng wearing thick gold chain and tight lycra tee???

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Duh~~

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

You tell me, who doesn't? But sometimes...心有余而力不足。

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

This is a no-brainer.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

So's this.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Crap. DUH!!! Who isn't concerned about their image??!! oh. Ya. There's Sugi. LOL!
I think I'm more afraid of cockroaches roaming in my room. It's time for me to go purchase some powerful formulated fatal pesticide (to roaches) and not just scream and hope mommy comes to the rescue.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice and smart and demure and kind and awesome and gorgeous and sensible. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve. (ppl usually solve problems with their heads. coz that's where the neurons are)



This quiz is crap. *rolls my eyes.* The things I do when my hair is wet. Best get going. Do some reading b4 bed. :D

BTT sets ridiculous questions sometimes.

1. When you see a U-turn sign

A- may make a U-turn ahead.
B- must make a U-turn ahead.
C- must make a U-turn when there is no vehicle blocking your way.

2. You should not drive when you are suffering from

A-epilepsy
B-high blood pressure
C- obesity

3. What should you do when you see a vehicle that displays DANGER HIGHLY FLAMMABLE?

A- keep away from vehicle
B- overtake immediately
C- U-turn immediately

4. When you see an interesting sight, you should

A- horn continuously and wave frantically to alert other drivers
B- slow down to watch while driving
C- continue driving catiously as you should

Ok. I made that last one up.



So then I have a couple more hours to go b4 the BTT test. But I'm feeling ever so tired. Been a loooooong night. Am feeling jittery rite now. :S

Shit

You know what? It's shit to know a lot of shit that you shouldn't know.

I've learnt my lesson. No more probing into the lives of others.

None of my beeswax really.


Ugh. Why do I get myself in other ppl's tangly mess?!

40 Winks x 3 = 120 Winks

Heh. I've been taking long naps. Helps to recover lost sleep.
Weird sleep patterns have I.

Made another breakthru tonight!


I was all undressed and ready to shower. And this HUGE COCKROACH scampered across the bathroom tiles. EEEEks!
Of course, I screamed. And Screamed. And Screamed. I think it was rather loud coz I got irritated myself. -_-

Canida screamed across the hall "What?!"

"Cockroach! Big one!"

She bagged a huge book (I think it was mom's bible?!) and stood by the door.

We tried to locate that icky no-good pest. It ran up the basin counter. Eewch.

I told Canida to watch it and make sure it doesnt move while I showered. -_-

Ah... Here's the fun, exhilarating part.
I took mom's long metal pole and poked the cockroach. Canida used the showerhead and aimed at it. For a few minutes, it struggled, tried to escape, I was pokin at the side of the door where it was and all this was done while the both of us screamed non-stop.

Then it moved across the bathroom where Canida was- standing on top of the toilet seat. She plopped the heavy book on it and that was the last we'd seen of the pest.

It was a joint venture! Alrights, this does seem silly but it took us a lot of courage. HEH.

I wonder why

"Why?"

"Why?"

"Why?"


I wonder why.


tsk.

I love my lovelees many many!

^-^

Definitely smiled A LOT today. :D

Was at Ping's COMMENCEMENT. Wenjie and Qing were graduands too!
Ping's such a poser- perpetually posing for the camera. what's new?
*rolls my eyes.
But of course, u can pose for me anytime.
I know you like my card! I like it too!!!
I cant believe it was my first time meeting ur dad after so MANY years?! I think he's cool despite being a man of little words. :)


There's something about "PROK". She has this aura about her. Everytime I'm around her. I do silly actions and start talking like her.


That was totally my breakthrough for today-- Act like Pork.
Oh. And I went to pee and came out in like 10 seconds coz the lady at the door said I had to be back in the hall before the video ends or I'd have to be locked out until the ceremony ends. -_-

But I think acting like Pork was more of a challenge. Heh.

When I woke up from the wrong side of the bed..

I saw it in my dreams, and it came true.

Under normal circumstances, I'd step out of bed from my right. There was something odd about today... other than the fact that I lost like 3 litres of blood or sumtin...
Ok, I like to exaggerate a lil...

I lowered my day curtains, my photo frame slid and sent 2 of my glass ornaments crashing down the floor. What a way to start the day.

I can't remember ever making my mouth twitch upwards even the slightest bit until Jackie said something really silly. And that was like bouts 415pm.

Gosh, I'm only 22 and I'm turning into a grumpy hag.


The rest of the evening was a blur. Dinner with Calv-whom I like to refer to as Guy from Stanford. Just mentioning Stanford makes me feel stupider already. I cant believe we're all humans but he's like waaaaay smarter. The world is unfair.
He went on about his road trips in America and yada yada... I can't decide if I'm envious, jealous, or if I'm resident of a well.

I think my life's getting a lil gloomy and boring. Instead of doing almost the same things everyday, I'm gonna have to impose "new breakthroughs" upon myself. I am resolved to make most of each day that the Lord's blessed me with.

Today, I'd woken up on the left side of my bed. I shall do something new tmr.



I'm feeling excited already :)

Heh.

Had lunch with lovelee Jeecheng yesterday. :)
My apologies for thinking your birthday's in July... u should know what a scatterbrain I am already.
Even forgot about the RMIT visits. Which were non-existent anyway. No thanks to H1N1.

Oh. and the STICKER to be obtained from the reception counter after temperature taking... Bothersome. With what? Almost like 50 other people in line to take temp and collect the STICKERS... it's a waste of time. They ought to open more temp taking stations!

I was telling Isa that we should collect all the coloured stickers everyday... when we have all of them, we'll just see what colour it's spose to be on that day and stick em on. Then we wont have to wait in line with 50 other ppl!!! HEH.

Felt pretty good to see my lovelee pals again. Isa was in his usual whacky demeanor. He was telling me about this Bimbo he met during his internship with Yellowpages.
Isa: This Bimbo is a student from SMU. Name is Ivy. She turns 21 this year. I cannot stand her!!! She's so bimbotic! (Isa does a lil cheer that he'd learnt from her. It's so Bimbotic! I second that! I dun rmb what it was but it was super bimbotic.) She even fakes an american accent which *starts faking the accent* like so gets on my nerves. Once she asked me -*fake accent* Do you like pasta? Do u even know what pasta is? and I replied- No. What's that? Like considering the fact that I live in the jungle, I don't think so.


LOL!!! Totally cracked up on that.

Isa continues: She likes to flaunt her riches and like uses the word "like" in all her sentences. See! I'm like catching it myself! Everytime she speaks to me, I'll roll my eyes so much U cant see my whites. When we played Bingo, instead of saying like- 7, 15, 21 etc, she says random things like- when I was primary one, I was this age. So I replied- Which year? The first or second year of Primary one?

LOL!!! Isa's totally hilarious.

Isa finishes off: After being with those two bimbos for 6 weeks. I'm so glad to see you again! I miss you so much!


Awww... Duh! Like totally!


Kelvin called me a pig. TSK! I wonder who the real pig is.
Sugi had a haircut.
Manwinder was her usual dramatic self.
Helen lost a bit of weight.
Jeecheng lost a bit of weight.
Kareen put on 2 kgs of flab.
Whummy is still as prominent as ever.
And Sugi must not ask about Whummy again. She's not interested in getting to know you. Period.

I'm kinda glad school started... then again, I wish it's still holidays!
Laters! Better go get started on somebody's present...